Can we take a moment
The founders of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, four of the greatest wizards and witches of all time …
… and they decided to have a school song that goes like,"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, hoggy warty Hogwarts…"
I am now picturing Helga, Rowena, Salazar, and Godric all sitting around a table going “well, fuck, what rhymes with hogwarts”
When he straightened again, there were six Harry Potters gasping and panting in front of him.
Fred and George turned to each other and said together, “Wow- we’re identical!”
"I dunno, though, I think I’m still better-looking," said Fred, examining his reflection in the kettle.
The last one. I can’t even.
JK Rowling posted a new Harry Potter short story on Pottermore!! (as written by Rita Skeeter)
My heart is so happy right now!!
Is the last sentence hope for another book?
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
THIS IS PROBABLY THE CLOSEST I’M GOING TO GET TO NEXT GEN CANON. What about Malfoy though?
|harry potter:||come on tom, let's finish this the way we started it. together.|
|voldemort:||i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now|
182nd day of the year.
Congratulations you’ve officially wasted half a year.
I finally understand what Blink-182 means.
We meet again, day 182. For the millionth time I ask, “What the fuck did I do with my year?”